Wtf? Lyrics

I was asleep when I heard the alarm
So I ran downstairs to see what's going on
Opened my door to unpleasantly find
Somebody really just broke in my ride

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What the f*ck? What the f*ck?
(They stole my XM radio)
Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn!
(A pack of gum)
What the f*ck? What the f*ck?
Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn!

So I called my boyfriend
But he did not pick up
(Call me back!)
He never misses my call so I stopped by
And when I walked in (Hello?)
Could not comprehend (Pree?)
Found him in bed with (What the?)
The mailman

What the f*ck? What the f*ck?
(Oh God! Oh hell no!)
Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn!
(What the f*ck now?)
What the f*ck? (Wow!)
What the f*ck?
Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn!

I decided to walk home and blow off some steam
I know it's late but I needed to breathe
Just when I thought that it could not get worse
This fool runs up on me like "Hey, gimme your purse!"

What the f*ck? What the f*ck?
(Said: "You got to be f*cking kidding me!")
Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn!
(He said: "Actually I'm not")
What the f*ck? What the f*ck?
(Ain't you ever been robbed?)
Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn!
Not quite, this just ain't right
If you knew what I've been through tonight
To begin, I just found my man and another man,
If you understand... he said "Well I be damned"

What the f*ck? What the f*ck?
(Baby, it's too bad)
Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn!
(Either way I'm still taking your bag)
What the f*ck? What the f*ck?
Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn!
(But he didn't know where I keep my cash)
What the f*ck? What the f*ck?
(And my phone is in my jacket pocket)
Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn!
(And I never put my cards back in my wallet)
What the f*ck? What the f*ck?
(So I hope you had a lot of fun with my raggedy bag)
Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn!
(And all the lip gloss in it)

For the first time of the night I was grinning
He thought he got me but he didn't
But that was of course before
I realized my keys were in the bag
Ha ha ha ha!