No Song Lyrics

A Lady that I know just came from Colombia.
She smiled because I did not understand.
Then she held out some marijuana, huh huh.
She said it was the best in the all land.
And I said, "No no no no, I don't smoke it no more.I'm tired of waking up on the floor.
No thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze.And then it makes it hard to find the door."
A woman that I know just came from Majorca,Spain.

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She smiled because I did not understand.Then she held out a 10 pound bag of cocaine.She said it was the finest in the land.
And I said, "No no no no, I don't mmffh no more.I'm tired of waking up on the floor.
No thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze.And then it makes it hard to find the door."
A man I know just came from Nashville Tennessee, Oh.He smiled because I did not understand.Then he held out some moonshine whiskey, oh ho!He said it was the best in all the land.
And I said, "No no no no, I don't drink it no more.I'm tired of waking up on the floor.
No thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze.And then it makes it hard to find the door."
Well I said "No no no no I can take it no more. I`m tired of waking up at the floor. No thank you please it only makes me sneeze. And then it makes it hard to find the door."