Go Kindergarten Lyrics

by The Lonely Island

Party people.
Party people.
We have taken control of your minds.
Your minds.
So get on the floor.
Oh yeah.
Cause it's time, to kick up dirt, now let's work.

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Hey, we gonna dance tonight.
Okay, we all shining bright.
Let the music take you away.
Don't ask questions just do everything that we say.

On the floor.
Ladies shake that ass.
Shake that, shake that ass.
Work it, twerk it, drop it fast.

Fellas, whip your d*ck out.
Whip, whip your d*ck out.
Indiana Jones and
Whip your f*ckin' d*ck out.

Now punch your friend.
Punch, punch your friend.
Get on the f*ckin' floor
And punch your best friend.

Make your butt look flat.
Make that sh*t flat.
Use the art of perspective.
Or hide it in a hat.

Go stupid, get stupid.
Because we said to do it.
Go dumb, eat garbage
We goin' kindergarten.
(Dumb, dumb)

Yeah, we know some of it might seem strange.
But don't think, just obey.
Let the music play.
Cause we put it in a song.
So do everything that we say.

Have a mother f*ckin' baby on the floor.
Raise it in the club,
Homeschool it by the door.

Now be ambidextrous,
F*cking ambidextrous.
We'll come around and test you.
It's a biggie on our checklist.

Now ladies, whip your d*ck out.
Whip whip your d*ck out.
Don't ask how,
Just f*ckin' figure it out.

Now make your bootie speak
Teach that ass English
Make it suck helium
And talk like this

Now eat a banana.
Potassium for stamina.
Then build a school, burn it down.
Get on the floor and do it now.
F*ck a house, eat a shoe
All because we told you to

So raise your glass then break the glass
Then stomp your bare feet on the glass
Champagne corks, pop 'em off
Middle fingers up now chop 'em off
Then pose nude for a family friend
Never speak of it again
The party's here and you can't escape
So just do everything that we say

Go zombie, be brainless
Here we are entertain us
Get stupid, go moron
We goin' kindergarten
(Dumb, dumb)